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DEAR ABBY: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a … Continue reading
1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave the seat on the toilet UP when you are done.
An airline pilot finishes talking to the passengers just after his plane has taken off, and he forgets to turn off the intercom.
Harry and his wife go to a party on a Friday night.
At the Sex Education Class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex.”
Schick comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger in bed with his wife.
A cab driver picks up a nun. He looks in the rear-view mirror and says, “You know, sister, I’ve always fantasized about being with a nun.”
A lion is drinking from a puddle and his tail is up. A gorilla walks up behind him, seizes the opportunity, and slips the lion a Liberace.
Son calls home from the recruits. He says, “Pop, yesterday they took us skydiving.”
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in. Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?