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DEAR ABBY…

DEAR ABBY: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a … Continue reading

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Things every woman should know

1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave the seat on the toilet UP when you are done.

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Airplane intercom

An airline pilot finishes talking to the passengers just after his plane has taken off, and he forgets to turn off the intercom.

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Man gets drunk at party

Harry and his wife go to a party on a Friday night.

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Sex Education Class

At the Sex Education Class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex.”

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Man comes home

Schick comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger in bed with his wife.

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Cab driver and Nun

A cab driver picks up a nun. He looks in the rear-view mirror and says, “You know, sister, I’ve always fantasized about being with a nun.”

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The lion and the gorilla

A lion is drinking from a puddle and his tail is up. A gorilla walks up behind him, seizes the opportunity, and slips the lion a Liberace.

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Son calls home from recruits

Son calls home from the recruits. He says, “Pop, yesterday they took us skydiving.”

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“Mommy, where do babies come from?”

Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in. Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?

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