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Two drunks

Two drunks, Hawthorne and Woods, wake up one morning. Woods says, “How the hell are we gonna get drunk today? All I’ve got is forty cents.”

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Two builders and the “suit”

Two builders (Fred and Bill) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub  when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar.

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Guy meets girl

A guy meets a girl in a bar and took her home with him.

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Man walks into a bar

A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch. As the bartender poured the drink he remarked “That’s quite a heavy drink. What’s wrong?”

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