Funny exam answers

“When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.” Continue reading

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Things every woman should know

1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave the seat on the toilet UP when you are done. Continue reading
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Officer fitness reports

The British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual excerpts taken from a selection of OFR’s and 206’s…. Continue reading
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Airplane intercom

An airline pilot finishes talking to the passengers just after his plane has taken off, and he forgets to turn off the intercom. Continue reading
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Man gets drunk at party

Harry and his wife go to a party on a Friday night. Continue reading
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Young wife at funeral

Harriet, twenty three years old, is crying at the funeral of her seventy-five-year-old husband. Continue reading
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Sex Education Class

At the Sex Education Class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex.”
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Two drunks

Two drunks, Hawthorne and Woods, wake up one morning. Woods says, “How the hell are we gonna get drunk today? All I’ve got is forty cents.” Continue reading
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Man comes home

Schick comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a
stranger in bed with his wife. Continue reading
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False teeth problem solved

Harry is at a banquet and keeps complaining that his false teeth are hurting him. The guy sitting to his left reaches into his pocket and pulls out a set of dentures.
He hands them to Harry and says, “Try these.” Continue reading
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