Two obviously Italian characters get on to a bus. They seat themselves comfortably and then get engaged in a very animated conversation – some sentences in English and some in Italian.
The lady sitting behind them tries to ignore them at first but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men says “First Emma come. Den I come. Essie she comme twice, Den I come again, then Essie she comme twice again. Then Pete – he comme twice. Then finally I comme.
“You foul mouthed swine”, retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public.”
“Hey coola down lady,” said the man. “Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi”