NT Chicken: crossed the road in June 96, No, August. Definitely September, but it became an irrelevant chicken and was left on the other side of the road. It took to wandering and ended up in a hotel bedroom in Bangkok with Kane.
OS/2 Chicken: It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so
quiet that nobody noticed.
Win 95 Chicken: You saw different colored feathers while it
crossed, but cook it and it still tastes like … chicken. It took to steroids and became 98, 2000, XP, Vista and at last 7. Still tastes like…chicken
Microsoft Chicken (TM): It’s already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.
Email Chicken: It doesn’t need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
Google Chicken: Drives the streetview car across the road.
IBM Chicken: First it builds the road, then it sells the road and now it wants it back.
Apple Mac Chicken: No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road in a Flash, so there’s no way to tell it to.
Oracle Database Chicken: Creates a copy of the chicken which you can cook without damaging the original chicken until you try to send it back across the road, whereupon the original chicken is destroyed.
Java Chicken: If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets)
Web Chicken: Pops out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on popping.
iPhone Chicken: Can cluck App, can fly App, and can lay eggs App, but you have to carry it across the road in your pocket.
Quantum Logic Chicken: The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your choice.
Irish Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways and gets taken to the cleaners by the bankers.
EU Chicken: Is on loan to the Irish. Spanish and Portuguese hunting and raiding parties spotted on the high seas.