DEAR ABBY…

DEAR ABBY: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is
a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her
mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never
seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they
could be Lebanese?DEAR ABBY: I’ve been married for six years and have five kids. No
twins. My husband still wants to have sex every night and sometimes in the
morning too. I told him he should get himself a hobby, and he says
that is his hobby.DEAR ABBY: I have a man I never could trust. Why, he cheats so much
I’m not even sure this baby I’m carrying is his.

DEAR ABBY: I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been
on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and I think my
boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well
enough to discuss money with him.

DEAR ABBY: I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and
when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said
it would never happen again.

DEAR ABBY: Will you please rush me the name of a reliable
illegitimate doctor?

DEAR ABBY: Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy
who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

DEAR ABBY: I joined the Navy to see the world. I’ve seen it. ┬áNow
how do I get out?

DEAR ABBY: My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50
an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

DEAR ABBY: I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know
he drank until one night he came home sober.

DEAR ABBY: Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a
little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn’t and he
finally did it.

DEAR ABBY: My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going
through her mental pause.

DEAR ABBY: I met this nice guy who was in the service. He’s the chief
petting officer.

DEAR ABBY: Our son was married in January. Five months later his wife
had a ten-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me,
can a baby this big be that early?

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