Sewing Machine for sale

Small Ad Section – Local Newspaper.
MONDAY:
For sale:  R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale.  Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.M. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap.
TUESDAY Notice:
We regret having erred In R.D. Jones’ ad yesterday. It should have read “One sewing machine for sale cheap.  Phone 948-0707 and ask for Mrs. Kelly, who lives with him after 7 P.M.”
WEDNESDAY Notice:
R.D. Jones has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday.  The ad stands correct as follows: “For sale R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap.  Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.M. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who loves with him.”
THURSDAY Notice:
Correction to previous erroneous small ads by Mr R.D. Jones. The ad should have read: Mrs. Kelly calls after 7 p.m. Cheap. One sewing machine for sale. 948-0707.
FRIDAY Notice:
I, R.D. Jones, have no sewing machine for sale.  I smashed it.  Don’t call 948-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected.  I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Kelly. Until yesterday she was my housekeeper but she quit!
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