Man goes into a shop

A man goes into a store and starts looking around. He sees a washer and dryer, but there is no price listed on them. He asks the salesperson,”How much is the washer and dryer?”
“Five dollars for both of them,” the sales guy says.
“Yeah right, you’ve got to be kidding me!” the man says.
“No, that’s  the price,” the sales guy says, “Do you want to buy them or not?”
“Yeah, I’ll take them,” the man says. The man continues to look around  and he sees a car stereo system with a detachable face cassette player, a CD changer, amplifier, speakers, and subwoofers. “How much?”  he asks.
“Five dollars for the system,” the sales guy says.
“Is it  stolen?” the guy asks.
“No,” says the salesman, “It’s brand new, do you want it or not?”
“Yes,” the guy says. He looks around some more. Next he finds a top-of-the-line laptop with printer and an iPad. “How much?” he  asks.
“Five dollars,” the salesman says.
“I’ll take that too!” the  man says.  As the salesperson is ringing up the purchases, the man        asks him, “Why are your prices so cheap?”
The salesman says, “Well, the owner of the store is at my house right  now with my wife. What he’s doing to her, I’m doing to his business.”
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