VIOLENCE DELAYS PEACE – LENIHAN
Irish TimesCONCERNED RAPIST WORE A CONDOM
MRS REAGAN BETTER AFTER FALL
DOG SHOOTS MAN
TEENAGE MUTANT BINGE AT THURLES
Feile ’92 (Rock festival in Thurles, Co. Tipperary)
RAPIST: I THOUGHT SHE WAS MY WIFE
MAN KEPT ARMS UNDER BED AFTER RELATIVE’S DEATH
DEAD MAN INJURED IN CRASH
‘A top level Garda internal inquiry is being held in Connemara into an allegation that a local garda shot a cow …. There has been no statement from the cow.’
‘Mrs Windsor can come and go as she wants’.
-Gerry Adams on a visit by the Queen to Northern Ireland.
‘I think the Irish woman was freed from slavery by bingo…. They can go out now, dressed up, with their handbags and have a drink and play bingo. And they deserve it’
-John B. Keane (Playwright and author).
1989 edition of Collins Concise Dictionary defines the word ‘Irish’.
‘Get married again’.
-Charles Haughey to woman asking for an increase in the widows’ pension.