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Monthly Archives: January 2011
Small Ad Section – Local Newspaper. MONDAY: For sale: R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.M. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap.
A man goes into a store and starts looking around. He sees a washer and dryer, but there is no price listed on them. He asks the salesperson,”How much is the washer and dryer?”
VIOLENCE DELAYS PEACE – LENIHAN Irish Times
“When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.”
1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave the seat on the toilet UP when you are done.
The British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual excerpts taken from a selection of OFR’s and 206’s….
An airline pilot finishes talking to the passengers just after his plane has taken off, and he forgets to turn off the intercom.
Harry and his wife go to a party on a Friday night.
Harriet, twenty three years old, is crying at the funeral of her seventy-five-year-old husband.
At the Sex Education Class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex.”