Monthly Archives: December 2010

Italians on the bus

Two obviously Italian characters get on to a bus.  They seat themselves comfortably and then get engaged in a very animated conversation – some sentences in English and some in Italian.

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More gaffs quotes

“Paul Warhurst was sent off for foul and abusive language, but the lad swears blind he didn’t say a word” (Joe Royle).

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Gaff quotes

“You have reached the turning point on a voyage of no return” (Simon Bates).

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Man walks into a bar

A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch. As the bartender poured the drink he remarked “That’s quite a heavy drink. What’s wrong?”

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Pick-up rebuttals

1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the S.T.D. Clinic.”

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A year of love

To my dear wife During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed … Continue reading

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Chicken Tests

It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes.  The device is a gun that launches a dead chicken at a plane’s windshield at approximately the speed the plane flies.

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Chicken & Road – The Philosophy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Plato: For the greater good

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Engineers Explained

People who work in the fields of science and technology are not like any other people.  This can be frustrating to the non-technical people who have to deal with them.  The secret to coping with technology oriented people is to understand their motivations.  … Continue reading

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Blonde and sheep

There was a typical blond.  She had long, blond hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the blond jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair.

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