Tagsbar BBQ beer Blonde Builders cab driver Chicken Church dentures dog Engineers English gaffs gay gorilla Guyspeak Help Desk husband iron Italian jewellery kids lion Logic maths newspaper numbers Nun occupations Painter pick-up lines Plane quotes Religious Road Science scotch sex Sheep skydiving stupid taxi Test Train wife
Monthly Archives: December 2010
Two obviously Italian characters get on to a bus. They seat themselves comfortably and then get engaged in a very animated conversation – some sentences in English and some in Italian.
“Paul Warhurst was sent off for foul and abusive language, but the lad swears blind he didn’t say a word” (Joe Royle).
“You have reached the turning point on a voyage of no return” (Simon Bates).
A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch. As the bartender poured the drink he remarked “That’s quite a heavy drink. What’s wrong?”
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the S.T.D. Clinic.”
To my dear wife During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed … Continue reading
It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. The device is a gun that launches a dead chicken at a plane’s windshield at approximately the speed the plane flies.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Plato: For the greater good
People who work in the fields of science and technology are not like any other people. This can be frustrating to the non-technical people who have to deal with them. The secret to coping with technology oriented people is to understand their motivations. … Continue reading
There was a typical blond. She had long, blond hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the blond jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair.