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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar…

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking (as they do), and discussing how stupid their wives were. The Englishman says, “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket … Continue reading

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Life Lesson

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give … Continue reading

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DO RE MI by Homer Simpson

:      /        \         DO RE MI by Homer J. Simpson. :     |     __  __) :     |    /  \/  \       DO…… the stuff…that buys me beer… :    /\/\ (o   )o  )      RAY….. the guy that sells me beer… :    /c    \__/ … Continue reading

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Two drunks

Two drunks, Hawthorne and Woods, wake up one morning. Woods says, “How the hell are we gonna get drunk today? All I’ve got is forty cents.”

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