Category Archives: Food

Life Lesson

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give … Continue reading

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False teeth problem solved

Harry is at a banquet and keeps complaining that his false teeth are hurting him. The guy sitting to his left reaches into his pocket and pulls out a set of dentures. He hands them to Harry and says, “Try these.”

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Quasimodo and the wok

Quasimodo is in the kitchen when his mother walks in carrying a wok.

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