Category Archives: Gay

Two drunks

Two drunks, Hawthorne and Woods, wake up one morning. Woods says, “How the hell are we gonna get drunk today? All I’ve got is forty cents.”

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Cab driver and Nun

A cab driver picks up a nun. He looks in the rear-view mirror and says, “You know, sister, I’ve always fantasized about being with a nun.”

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Son calls home from recruits

Son calls home from the recruits. He says, “Pop, yesterday they took us skydiving.”

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