Category Archives: Battle of the sexes

His and Hers towels at the ready in the showers

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar…

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking (as they do), and discussing how stupid their wives were. The Englishman says, “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket … Continue reading

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Life Lesson

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give … Continue reading

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DEAR ABBY…

DEAR ABBY: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a … Continue reading

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Man goes into a shop

A man goes into a store and starts looking around. He sees a washer and dryer, but there is no price listed on them. He asks the salesperson,”How much is the washer and dryer?”

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Things every woman should know

1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave the seat on the toilet UP when you are done.

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Airplane intercom

An airline pilot finishes talking to the passengers just after his plane has taken off, and he forgets to turn off the intercom.

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Man gets drunk at party

Harry and his wife go to a party on a Friday night.

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Young wife at funeral

Harriet, twenty three years old, is crying at the funeral of her seventy-five-year-old husband.

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Sex Education Class

At the Sex Education Class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex.”

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Man comes home

Schick comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger in bed with his wife.

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