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Category Archives: Battle of the sexes
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking (as they do), and discussing how stupid their wives were. The Englishman says, “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket … Continue reading
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give … Continue reading
DEAR ABBY: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a … Continue reading
A man goes into a store and starts looking around. He sees a washer and dryer, but there is no price listed on them. He asks the salesperson,”How much is the washer and dryer?”
1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave the seat on the toilet UP when you are done.
An airline pilot finishes talking to the passengers just after his plane has taken off, and he forgets to turn off the intercom.
Harry and his wife go to a party on a Friday night.
Harriet, twenty three years old, is crying at the funeral of her seventy-five-year-old husband.
At the Sex Education Class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex.”
Schick comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger in bed with his wife.