Category Archives: Parent

Quasimodo and the wok

Quasimodo is in the kitchen when his mother walks in carrying a wok.

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Son calls home from recruits

Son calls home from the recruits. He says, “Pop, yesterday they took us skydiving.”

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“Mommy, where do babies come from?”

Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in. Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?

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My dad’s better than your dad

Two kids were having the standard argument about who’s father could beat up who’s father.  One boy said, “My father is better than your father.”

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Passing parent’s bedroom

A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

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