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Rev. Ian Paisley dies and approaches the pearly gates. St. Peter stops him. “You can’t get in here” says Peter. “Why not” says Paisley. I’ve been a good Christian man all my life”
A cab driver picks up a nun. He looks in the rear-view mirror and says, “You know, sister, I’ve always fantasized about being with a nun.”
The church steeple in Port Gibson is very high and was being painted on a rather hot day. The painter was about half way down and, as the steeple was widening out, was taking more paint.