Category Archives: Religious

Religious Jokes – not intended to offend

Paisley goes to Heaven

Rev. Ian Paisley dies and approaches the pearly gates. St. Peter stops him. “You can’t get in here” says Peter. “Why not” says Paisley. I’ve been a good Christian man all my life”

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Cab driver and Nun

A cab driver picks up a nun. He looks in the rear-view mirror and says, “You know, sister, I’ve always fantasized about being with a nun.”

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Repainting the steeple

The church steeple in Port Gibson is very high and was being painted on a rather hot day. The painter was about half way down and, as the steeple was widening out, was taking more paint.

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