Category Archives: Animals

Farmer Joe’s Accident

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.  In court the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of … Continue reading

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The lion and the gorilla

A lion is drinking from a puddle and his tail is up. A gorilla walks up behind him, seizes the opportunity, and slips the lion a Liberace.

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Two builders and the “suit”

Two builders (Fred and Bill) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub  when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar.

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Man walks into a bar

A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch. As the bartender poured the drink he remarked “That’s quite a heavy drink. What’s wrong?”

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Chicken Tests

It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes.  The device is a gun that launches a dead chicken at a plane’s windshield at approximately the speed the plane flies.

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Chicken & Road – The Philosophy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Plato: For the greater good

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Blonde and sheep

There was a typical blond.  She had long, blond hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the blond jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair.

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Chicken and Road…

NT Chicken: crossed the road in June 96, No, August. Definitely September, but it became an irrelevant chicken and was left on the other side of the road. It took to wandering and ended up in a hotel bedroom in … Continue reading

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