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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar…

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking (as they do), and discussing how stupid their wives were. The Englishman says, “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket … Continue reading

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Farmer Joe’s Accident

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.  In court the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of … Continue reading

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Paisley goes to Heaven

Rev. Ian Paisley dies and approaches the pearly gates. St. Peter stops him. “You can’t get in here” says Peter. “Why not” says Paisley. I’ve been a good Christian man all my life”

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Life Lesson

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give … Continue reading

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DEAR ABBY…

DEAR ABBY: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a … Continue reading

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DO RE MI by Homer Simpson

:      /        \         DO RE MI by Homer J. Simpson. :     |     __  __) :     |    /  \/  \       DO…… the stuff…that buys me beer… :    /\/\ (o   )o  )      RAY….. the guy that sells me beer… :    /c    \__/ … Continue reading

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Clouds of confusion…

A GALWAY councillor has refused to apologise for swearing at a County Council committee meeting after he told a fellow councillor to “go **** himself” Local area councillor Seamus Tiernan made the amazing outburst after he was told he was … Continue reading

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Sewing Machine for sale

Small Ad Section – Local Newspaper. MONDAY: For sale:  R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale.  Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.M. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap.

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Man goes into a shop

A man goes into a store and starts looking around. He sees a washer and dryer, but there is no price listed on them. He asks the salesperson,”How much is the washer and dryer?”

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Irish Newspapers – Quotes

VIOLENCE DELAYS PEACE – LENIHAN Irish Times

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